In Large Part Due to the Hotness of Terrence Howard....

"CRASH" won the Oscar for Best Film!!!! My "friends" like to point out that I, in fact, had nothing to do with the making or marketing of this motion picture masterpiece, but that's just because they're jealous bigots. Stupid crackers.

Finally, a film is honored for highlighting the existence of stereotypes in all cultures and just how useful they can be. For those of you who haven't seen it (hopefully because you're blind or homeless, not because you chose not to), it's a story of young love and all the excitement and opportunity that L.A. has to offer.

Like I told the old lady behind me in the ticket line at the movie theater, it's just like the Disney ride "It's A Small World"....but with guns.

If Walt wasn't frozen in a factory somewhere, he would shed a tear of joy.