How Not To Date

The RBIE staff, finally together for their annual meeting, run into some trouble at a NYC bar and establish why 2/3 of them are single and alone:

Random guy: So are you guys here to talk to yourselves, or are you here to meet fun new people?

Jindeh: Ourselves.

Men's lady: That's the lamest opener i have ever heard.

Random guy: So, what should i have said?

Chatouille: Goodbye?

Random guy to very (very) white, american Jindeh: are you Indian?

Jindeh: um..no? I'm white.

Random guy: Oh. well its hard to see in the light.

Chatouille: I'm native american! (a lie)

Random guy: Have you ever been to India?

Jindeh: no...she's native american...from AMERICA!

-----awkward pause--------

Men's Lady: ok! So what's you're ethnic background?!

Random guy (now angered): HA, HA, HA (mechanical fake laughter): You're BITCHES!

Jindeh: Please move on.

Fin.