Reason # 5,135 Why I Might Be Headed Somewhere Unseasonably Warm.

"I'm sorry, I can't. I'm a paraplegic."

I did some research this weekend, and I've learned a great way to let a guy down easy when you just don't care to dance with him. Now Fred (our test subject) wasn't convinced at first, but after some dramatic "evidentiary proof" (i moved my legs with my arms to show him just how lifeless they were), Freddy shook my hand with both of his, told me to "never forget" my "beautiful spirit," touched his hand to his heart, and walked away, a better man for it.

Other than that, it's been a slow news weekend. I think some Polish people died in a building or something....we're not CNN. Look it up yourself.