Too Sexy For His Coffin?

In a valid effort to be your #15 news source, RBIE presents some real honest-to-god news. Why? Because God gets pissed when we lie to him.

In a hilarious show of genius lawyering, another California man asks clemency from Arnold, claiming that he is "too old and sick to be executed." Luckily for Arnold, this prisoner is white, so Jamie Foxx will not likely be leaving drunken messages on the governor's answering machine (in his Ray Charles voice) at all hours of the night.

"Too old and sick to be executed." Huh. That's like being too fat to lie down or too ugly to cry. The man has diabetes, is legally blind, has had a major heart attack, and is confined to a wheelchair. Yes, I can see how injecting him with a drug that would end his life as cruel and unusual. There's so much to look forward to...maybe a stroke or incontinence! Life is full of surprises, afterall. Probably not for him though. He should expect death. Soon. With or without a little push in the right direction.