don't drink and blog

one reason they always say to wear a condom and buckle up and love the one you're with: man, meaning woman, was not made for too much long-term committment, like death or marriage. at a job interview this morning...somewhere uptown, i managed to say the word, "p-p-p-policy" in the context of the business community. and then i vomited on my interviewer. ok, that didn't happen, but if it did, i would at least have a real reason for why I don't yet have a summer internship. i think, because excuses are easier than a 9 to 5 type job, and sensible shoes.

will you hire me? or at least, give me money in exchange for my occassional presence and upbeat personality?