Hungry? Grab a Snickers!

Another tragic case of impaired judgment brought on by hunger:

"The state Supreme Court on Thursday announced a two-year suspension for a lawyer caught having jailhouse sex with a triple-murder defendant she was representing." CBS News Lawyer Punished For Jail-Sex Romp April 8, 2005 01:00:00

All the lawyer had to say for herself was, "I really thought he was the one."

On a related note, new job opening in Seattle. To qualify, must have an extreme aversion to mixing business with pleasure.