How To Wrap An Insult In Compliment In a Proposition

Sometimes, a friend's honesty can go a long way in helping you realize that secretly, you hate them:

- "With your wit and my beauty, there's no limit to what we could accomplish as a team!"

- "Ahem..what about my beauty? I've often been told I'm very striking."

- "One comment from a drunk redneck at a dive does not qualify as 'often'...and I believe his exact words were purty lil' thang."

- "Fine. We're a team...but remember, i'm the witty one."

- "Definitely. Um...and when we get there, try not to look up too often."