WILL FERRELL FOUND ALIVE!!!!

Will Ferrell is not dead. I knew there was something fishy about the story when i read he was paragliding. He is and forever will be alive. He's immortal...

Furthermore, Assholes who write fake stories about people dying should be shot in the head...several times, each time missing their brain just enough so that they can feel it before they die....maybe scientists could help. Friends who call to read me fake stories of someone's death but fail to mention that its a hoax should have to watch the assholes get shot.

I'm not normally a violent person...but that story really shook me. Now to go wipe away the tears of panic....and cuddle with my "Anchorman" DVD.