Happy New Year, Part II

To all the (non-militant) Persians around the world, RBIE says:

HAPPY NEW YEAR! 1385!!!

We'd also like to add that your Norooz (New Year), coinciding with the first day of Spring, and taking place at the same moment in time all over the world...is by far the coolest. We took an unbiased and highly scientific survey. You won. Yeah we did. Shut up.