WTF?!

Bad Start To Your Day: It's pouring outside, you haven't prepared for your classes, all your books are at school, and you suspect, so is your one and only umbrella.

Terrifying Start To Your Day: As you're standing on the escalator of the Metro, you start feeling faint and your eyesight falters...you try not to freak out and instead focus on taking deep breaths. You wonder if maybe you should go back home, but the train shows up and you convince yourself you'll be ok. You're standing on the train and realize that you won't be ok and you should have never listened to yourself...you're always wrong goddammit. You push people out of the way so you can find a seat instead of collapsing on the three year old standing next to you. You faint anyway (but at least you were sitting down)...you come to, and notice ten people staring at you and asking you if you're ok. Fuck. You're going to die and you never even saw U2 in concert! You grab your shit and get off the train because it's your stop. You hope that whatever just happened to you is over, but once again, you are proven wrong as you go up the escalator and start to black out. Luckily, you're standing right next to the hospital...you walk in and ask to use the bathroom despite the "no public bathrooms" sign. The security guard asks for your ID and since you dont have the strength to actually take your license out, you give him your wallet and say "it's in there somewhere....my hands aren't working." He looks concerned but directs you to the bathroom. Luckily it's one of those one-person rooms so you can drop all your stuff and take off your sweater because you feel like you're suffocating. Splashing water on your face, you think to yourself "What if i die in here! No one will find me till the end of the day!" You panic. Then, all of a sudden..you feel the urge to throw up. You do. You feel MUCH BETTER. You decide to worry about your possible brain and stomache cancer later...homework is waiting.