Free Love on the Free-Love Highway

Touring Asia to promote RBIE has left this writer little time to dedicate to actual posts. Knowing that Jindeh and Men's Lady would pick up the slack provided some peace of mind, but as i'm nearing the last leg of the tour (currently in Topsail, North Carolina -- ironically, a tiny province of south-eastern China), i'll soon be able to get back to RBIE's mission statement: alerting our readers to all newsworthy issues, such as (and this is just a preview of a few suggested topics) ---

1) Third year of law school: another big mistake or the last leg of a really big past mistake?

2) Who is the better ice-dancer: Ahmadinejad or Nasrallah? (this one will be an online vote. America decides.)

3) Paris Hilton: A Mother Theresa in the making?

4) Lindsay Lohan and Anne of Green Gables: Similarities/Differences

5) 2006 Vacation Hot-Spots: Beirut on 2 limbs a day.

6) Possible explanations for why Stephen Colbert wont return my calls

7) Possible explanations for the restraining order I received today from Stephen Colbert.

8) The first in a ten series special on tapping unconventional sources of single, eligible men: Why you shouldnt overlook the local penitentiary.

and much much more!!! So stay tuned. Our faithful readers will not be disappointed. Our unfaithful readers will most likely get herpes...the strain that Valtrex can't mask.