Halloween Costume Ideas

(courtesy of NY Metro)

Tom Cruise: Whiten teeth, walk on kness, and wear a straightjacket.

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher: Guy must wear a ridiculous white suit with matching fedora. Girl must be hot and old. Make sure you are both wearing the requisite red string bracelet. Have a friend who doesn't know what to go as yet? Shave their head and have them follow you around as a creepy Bruce Willis.

The Burger King Man: Since those Burger King commericals are the scariest thing to hit TV cince Joan Rivers' gig on E! go to the BK website and order your own King mask. Throwing around Meatnormous breakfast sandwiches is recommended to round out the costume.