All Because of Me

After almost a week of no news, Really Big in Europe is about to knock its readers' socks off! (all three of them. two are present as this is being typed. fuck it. i'm just writing this for myself)

"What's the news?!", you yell angrily at your screen, foaming at the mouth?

I have scored not one, not two, not three, not five, but FOUR TICKETS to the U2 Concert in D.C. next fall! Not impressed? Wait, there's more...

These tickets are in the first row of seats from the floor and are all in the same section! While my chances of touching Bono or being brought on stage and lying beside him while he sings "With or Without You" are not as high as they would have been had I bought general admission tickets, my chances of not getting trampled by other (albeit much less attractive) adoring fans is higher this way. Still not impressed? Oh, but there's more..

Ok. No there isn't. That's it. Sorry it's not good enough for you. You're a real a**hole, you know that?