Blind date

Tomorrow I am going on a blind date. My horoscope in the Onion says "Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21) It's true that we live in a disposable culture, but that's no reason to wad men up into little balls and throw them in the trash when you're done using them." So, I've decided, however badly this date goes, I will not wad up this man and throw him into the trash when I'm done using him. I'm hoping he is hot, as many computer engineers of Indian descent are. I should ask the men's lady.