Really F▪ing Big, (The Remix)

After what has seemed like at least four months on hiatus, RBIE is back. The Writers’ Strike of ’07 was a time in our history we’d rather forgive and forget, and in the end, the demands of those striking were met: I finally returned the purse I’d borrowed from Jendeh several months ago, and apologized to the Men’s Lady for that one drunken night when I called her a “whoritch” – an incident she apparently had no recollection of. This turned out to be a step back in the negotiations.

The important thing is that we’ve returned in time to cover some major news that our dear (except for Jim. he's just "ok")readers would otherwise never hear about. So sit back, relax, and let us massage your brain with the hot oil of ours.