spiked mints

this is our first post so we can see if this blog is in service. it only took us three hours of navigating this site to get to this point. indeed.
if you are impressed with this post, wait till you see what we have in store for you! (if you're not impressed, just wait an indeterminate amount of time).

What you have to look forward to:

1) Thoughtful and clever insight into what it means to be Really Big In Europe.

2) General advice column from the Men's Lady. You have burning questions, she has incoherent answers.

3) Weekly horoscope from our very own astronomer!

and much much more!!!!

so go ahead and throw away that suicide note! you won't be needing that now that we're here...