Ask the Men's Lady

Dear Men's Lady,
My roommate is a bitch. On Monday, she's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. On Tuesday, she's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. On Wednesday, well, on Wednesday she's a little better, but you get the picture. What should I do?
~Living with a bitch in Rosslyn

Dear bitch,
It sounds to me like your roommate is a bitch. When she's mean to you next time, you should set something of hers on fire. She will either get the picture, or die in a fire. Either way, you win, and maybe your next roommate, in your prison cell, won't be so bad. That's the only way to play this. Keep on trucking.

~Men's Lady